Because Portland has to live up to their unofficial slogan of "Keep Portland Weird". Not only do they serve odd flavored donuts like ones topped with bacon and cereal, but they also offer legal wedding services.
Folks love the morning buns and the cakes here, but honestly, all I'll ever need from here is bread pudding. It's ~*magical*~ and I swear the clouds part and angels sing when I take a bite. I order bread pudding and tea to go, bring it to Dolores Park, and call it the perfect picnic snack.
A Chinese restaurant that specializes in seafood, you can order any fresh Boston seafood and have it cooked Asian style. Go for the fried lobster and fried crab, black bean clams, and surf clams with clear noodles.